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Jesus Viagra – Rise You After 3 Days of Intake
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Pfizer has teamed up with Catholic Church and has produced a new version of their popular Viagra drug, that is designed to mimic the death and resurrection of Our Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ™.
This drug helps men suffering from erectile dysfunction to achieve full erection which is capable of penetrative sex, albeit after a three-day wait.
People who wants to have sex in the weekend or after 3 days are allowed or asked to have this drug before 3 days. This pill is well known as Jesup pill and is becoming very common and popular with by it’s slow name and slow-acting theory, perhaps to the amazement of their followers and the shock and awe of any Roman guards that might be in the vicinity.
“It’s based exactly on the resurrection of Christ, except for a few details,” said drug kingpin Aloysius Pfizer.
“Whereas Jesus left a small cavern empty on Sunday morning, our Jesup pill will help you fill a small cavern instead”.
True to the story of Easter, many people have come forward doubting the rising of Jesup, refusing to believe until they fill a hole somewhere.
